Top 50 signs you’re middle aged

Middle aged: Has lockdown aged you? The 50 tell tale signs that you could be middle-aged have been revealed in a new health study backed by leading psychologists.

Do you groan when you bend down, need a nap in the afternoon and prefer a cup of tea to, well anything?

Then you could be entering middle age or at least adopting an older mindset. It’s all quite understandable given the last year we’ve endured, so why not see how many of these boxes you tick?

Apparently, Brits don’t consider themselves to be ‘middle aged’ until they’re nearly 47 and the study of 2,000 adults found feeling stiff all over, getting a ‘middle age belly’ and not knowing what songs are in the charts were among the biggest signs you have reached the older age category.

But men think they reach the milestone later than women, believing it to start at 48 compared to just 45 for females.

It also emerged 53 per cent believe middle age begins later than it did in previous generations, with more than one in 10 claiming they have until their late fifties before taking the title.

As a result, one in 10 adults of those in the middle age category believe they are ‘too young’ to worry about ‘middle age’ health issues like heart attacks or strokes.

It also emerged 53 per cent believe middle age begins later than it did in previous generations, with more than one in 10 claiming they have until their late fifties before taking the title.

As a result, one in 10 adults of those in the middle age category believe they are ‘too young’ to worry about ‘middle age’ health issues like heart attacks or strokes. And of course they are too young to apply for medical loans.

Dr Meg Arroll, a chartered psychologist working with Healthspan, which commissioned the research, said: “The findings in this survey show a very positive picture all round, despite some of the negative associations with ageing, individuals’ attitudes towards getting older were generally quite optimistic.

“For example, those who had reached middle age reported it wasn’t actually as bad as they had expected or feared.

“Furthermore, many in the survey said that they believe ‘middle age’ is a life stage reflecting people who are older, and that they are far too young to be using the term to describe themselves.

“Taken as a whole, this research supports the notion that and that age, and specifically middle age, is a state of mind rather than number.”

Top 50 signs you’re middle aged

1. Feeling stiff
2. ‘Middle age’ middle/ belly
3. Groaning when you bend down
4. Saying ‘it wasn’t like that when I was young’
5. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style
6. Forgetfulness
7. Can’t shift weight
8. You don’t know any songs in the top 10
9. Finding you have no idea what ‘young people’ are talking about healthandage.com
10. Thinking policemen/teachers/doctors look really young
11. Skin blemishes and lines
12. Getting more hairy – ears, eyebrows, nose, face etc.
13. Hating noisy pubs
14. Old hands
15. Losing hair
16. Forgetting people’s names
17. When you start complaining more
18. Falling asleep in front of the TV every night
19. Needing an afternoon nap
20. Complaining about the rubbish on television these days
21. Losing touch with everyday technology such as tablets and TVs
22. You talk to colleagues who are so young they don’t know what a cassette/VHS tape is
23. Misplacing your glasses / bag / car keys etc
24. You find it tricky to sit cross-legged on the floor
25. Taking a keen interest in the garden
26. You move from Radio 1 to Radio 2
27. Feeling tired the moment you wake up
28. Spending money on the home/furniture rather than a night out on the town
29. Preferring a night in with a board game than a night on the town
30. Not remembering the name of any modern bands
31. Taking a keen interest in dressing for the weather
32. When you can’t lose six pounds in two days anymore
33. Really enjoying puzzles and crosswords
34. When you know your alcohol limit
35. Never going out without your coat
36. You consider going on a ‘no children’ cruise for a holiday
37. Getting out of bed early on the weekends
38. Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie in
39. Falling asleep after one glass of wine
40. Taking a flask of tea on a day out
41. Keeping a tissue up your sleeve
42. Thinking there is nothing wrong with wearing an anorak
43. Taking a multivitamin /supplement
44. You like getting asked for ID
45. Always driving in the slow lane, or below 70 in the middle lane
46. You get shocked by how racy music videos are
47. Taking slippers to friend’s houses
48. Finding yourself giving speeches on ‘saving’ and ‘investment’
49. Putting everyday items in the wrong place
50. Choosing radio over TV.